How NOT to become a werewolf under the full moon:
- Do not, under any circumstances, hang out with sparkly vampires.
- Avoid all contact with anyone named Bella.
- Don’t work out. Muscles = Werewolf
- If you’re suddenly struck with a 105 degree fever, go to the hospital. It is NOT mono.
- Don’t get mad, get glad!
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